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Monday, June 30, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
I will be taking all of my fashion advice from Mr. T from now on
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Thursday, June 26, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
This is why I only use mechanical pencils
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In local news.....
41 year old Jeffrey Barrier was arrested the other day at Aloha Tanning in Cincinnati, Ohio for trying to take pictures of a 35 year old woman who was trying to avoid getting tan lines. When Jeff was confronted by the police, he assured them that he could not have done this because he did not have a cell phone or a camera on him. When Jeff was searched the police discovered that he was telling the truth.... the camera phone was not on him, it was in him. That's right, Jeff rocketed his phone into his ass to hide it from police. One can only guess what was running through his head other than thanking God that the days of the Zach Morris phones are over. I wonder if the phone was on vibrate.
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
In my travels......
I have been fortunate enough to have been able to travel and see much of the world. I have learned many things in my travels. I would like to share them with you. Who knows... something you learn here may help you out of a jam one day.
First and foremost, don't drink the water of any third world country. Trust me, you don't want diarrhea mainly because you can't take a shit in a toilet... you have to squat and shit in the street.... oh yeah, watch where you step too.
If your not a huge fan of a girl with a monster bush then you might not want to venture to any pools or beaches when your traveling outside of the United States. I've learned that most girls in other countries shave everything but their pubes.... it's kinda gross
I've learned that you should always ask for your pilots credentials or ask to see his license. Just because he's in the cockpit doesn't mean he's qualified to fly. Remember, there is no point in traveling if you can't get to where you need to go safely.
I've learned that if you don't want your children to be exposed to explicit things then you should leave them at home. Other countries are much more liberal than the US.... Sex education starts as early as 5 years old in some parts of the world.
I have learned that sports are very big in other countries like they are here. They can be different though. For example, in Japan, female golfers don't use caddies. They transport all of their clubs in their vagina's. Women's golf is very popular in Japan. Men's golf is not.
I have also learned that some ancient cultures were made up of a lot of pedophiles. They have left their artifacts to prove it. Believe it or not, this statue's dick is only hard when a small child like this one is sitting on it's lap. 
The most important thing I have learned though is that no matter where you go or how many amazing things you see, you quickly learn that there is no place like home.
Well, hopefully you have learned something that can help you in your future travels. If you have any questions, feel free to email me at the address listed below.
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My weird little quirk after sex is paying and going home
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Monday, June 23, 2008
Breakfast.....
"Federal judges in Cincinnati want the Ohio Supreme Court to clarify a state law restricting the use of a pill that induces abortion that was supposed to go into effect in 2004. The law would make it illegal for doctors to prescribe a drug known as RU-486 after the seventh week of pregnancy. The case has been tied up in various courts. The 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Monday asked the Ohio Supreme Court to interpret parts of the law.
A lower federal court has ruled that the law is unclear and contains no exception to allow use of the drug in cases where a woman's health is at risk. "
Most of the women that read this blog are avid users of this pill. While you may not recognize it by its real name you commonly refer to it as breakfast. We support the womens right to choose and eat pills, smoke crack, take steps two at a time and stock up on coat hangars.
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Trip to the creation museum
Just in case you were wondering what it was like when Jesus rode on the back of dinosaurs,
You can go to the creation museum and see for yourself
It makes total sense to me that the dinosaurs would have saddles. So I guess that makes the Flintstones a documentary?
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