Mother's Day Goodness

I found some shit that makes this holiday worth while for everyone, not just moms.

Even on their day, mothers should watch their kids

The new Grand Theft Auto 4 has been released and there is nothing quite like waking up banging hookers, killing cops, getting the car you stole repainted then going back out to finish off a few china town store owners who owe your boss a few bones. Well I have never played the game, but I hear it's fun. I'm going back to work... damn rice lovers need straightened out.

Happy Mother's Day....from Mr. T

I wasn't aware that Mr. T had such a beautiful singing voice. I think that I'll take his advice this Mother's Day and take my mom on a tandem bike ride.

I can tell that this kid has a future on Sports Center.

Boom goes the dynamite?

Google Images: Numa Numa

Everyone loves some numa numa action. The kid's face was made for internet stardom. Just don't look for images of it on google. How the hell is this picture even related to the lovely numa numa....

With that said, here is the number 1 reason not to google image search Numa Numa

Sleeve Of Wizard supports bitch-slaping Mt. Adams.

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On October 4th, Team Sleeve Of Wizard will be racing down Mt. Adams in the 2008 Red Bull Soap Box Derby and we need your support. You can email any costume or soap box ideas that you have to TeamSleeveOfWizard@gmail.com.

Those are some hot tits.

Jesus is a dick.

Or am I the dick?

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