It's good to have goals...

A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday.

I think this guy might be biting off more than he can chew.

(link)

I want bitty...

Long overdue.

Enough said.

It's the great Dolemite Charlie Brown!

I can also smell Pigpen's under privileged smegma from a mile away.

No matter what package you put them in, they're still going to taste like crap.

Hmmm... these Jeez-its taste a little like styrofoam.

Oh my God...... Look at your father's balls.

Superhero's are so cool.

What a life saver.

Italian Plumbers on your junk

Can you find the mushroom that doesn't belong?



These two are funny, but to me personally they're hilarious. I'll spare everyone the details.



Ever bust out the 30 extra lives Contra cheat with your tongue?


No real humor here. I just love it when a girl is willing to stick her underwear in her mouth.

Yankees fans aren't gay.... but 1 out of 8 is retarded.

It also looks like Pete Rose might be his barber.

Speed Cubing

I bet many of you want to be able to do this:


Now you can! Just follow the easy step by step tutorial below and you'll be wasting hours of your life in no time!

The perks of cloning.

Based on this video, I believe it should be legalized immediately.

I didn't know that a woman played Jaba The Hut

At least they didn't have to use much makeup.

These guys know how to party

i knew it

Those crazy Germans at it again.

What's so funny about being in a wheelchair?....... this:

Street Magic...

Germans have a history of getting angry for no reason.

Your mom

A thousand your mom jokes rolled into one video



Edit by Shakhak:
In case you're looking for more hot "Your Mom" action, check out one of our posts from way back. Your mama

MySpace....In the Butt

Stick with it...right around 1 minute into the video, it becomes LEGENDARY!!



Who is the mysterious MySpace dude?? This guy.

Suddenly condoms don't sound so bad.

Actually, abstinence doesn't sound so bad now either

Heaven

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

Indian midget + acid + boom box = a great video

I think his smile bothers me the most.

Special powers

Is it just me or when it comes down to being rescued by a super hero, I kind of want one that does not rely on sipper cups and adult diapers.

It's Gonna Be Hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QLSRMoKKS0

Toyota's new 2009 line of cars.

a new car, Mel Gibson's alleged death, and an exorcism?..... this video has a little bit of everything.

More sightings of creeper Jesus

I've been saying this for awhile now, but nobody has been listening. Plenty of you probably even ignored my most recent post about it.

Now Jesus is out there staring in hospital windows from their prayer gardens. First of all, what kind of sick bastard tromps around in something that's supposed to be there to help sick people feel better. Then not only does he ruin this garden, but he acts gathers the attention of all the hospital visitors. "Sorry grandpa, hang in there a few more minutes. The light of Jesus is down stairs doing cartwheels in the garden. No you can't come with me, just shut up and I'll be right back." Awesome move Jesus. Who wants to lay in bed dying with their family around them anyway. You can read the rest of his lame adventure here.

I could be more pissed about this, but the truth is Jesus doesn't have a clue. Every self respecting hospital voyeur knows that the best views either from the top of the lowest roof, or from windows on the second floor.

This is the shit me and the boys hook up:

Man........those Asians are strict.

It must be hard to be a cum-dumpster in China.

A brother dies. A hero is born. Get in line for adventure. Tetris is here.

GOD IS NOT YOUR BEW BOY!

I wonder if his congregation has to build an arc to avoid the drool flood.

Charley

Watch the first, then the second back to back...

At least Jesus will be laughing while they burn in hell.

Who would have thought that Crucifixion could be so fun?

Let's Dance!

Who knew prison could be so much fun? Sign me up!

"Thriller"


Soulja Boy & MC Hammer


"Jump"

What do you love?

The things we show on this website do not in anyway reflect the personal opinions of myself or any other Sleeve Wizard blogger. With that said, this video brought back tons of emotion and feeling that I haven't experienced sense I spent 5 years locked up. I bet Jesus could get away with loving little girls.

This makes child abuse funnier than it already is.

Death Wish

So this is real news. Two teens created a "hit list" and one of the people they target..... (link)

Mr. Chuck Norris.....

these kids have no idea how lucky they are the police caught them first.

Perhaps you should re-read this

She's a proud owner of the Camel Toe Cup

I think she bought the Cougar Model..I wonder if she uses it as a recipe card holder?

Famous Man Rips Off Small Town Blogger

A man by the name of Chris Bokelman, whom news stands across all of Covington have been cheering about, must be exposed. You may have read recent news story that make Chris out to be a nice, caring, charitable person. Don't be fooled. For years he has been hiding from from people he owes money too and swindling others every chance he gets for material things like rain coats.

It's time we get back the money that we deserve. Stand up for your rights and sign this petition!

The semi-annual napalm-balloon toss

I guess the guy in the back doesn't have much to live for.

Very important... Scam alert!!!!

A 'heads up' for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-25 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet!!!!!!

I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 10th, April 3rd and 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

Edit by Shakhak:
One bikini car wash picture is never enough.




That's better.

Animated gif fun....

many more here!

Random

I guess this is why I don't see any Smurf cartoons anymore.

Shak's senior picture

We got a hold of Shak's senior picture and wanted to share the beauty with all of you. It is nice to see the softer side of him.

Drinking Game of the Month: Beat the Barman

A game for the insane, it will get you drunk. As the story goes, nobody has ever won, lost or drawn.

Some tips :
* don't play it in a crowded bar (you may lose 'your' barman).
* Make sure the bar staff are friendly and can take a joke (very important to avoid a draw).
* Don't make any plans for the following morning.

The steps are very simple:
1. The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot drink (whisk(e)y, bourbon, vodka, etc., etc..).
2. The drinker pays for the drink with too much money (i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3. As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker shoots the shot.
4. When the barman returns with the change, go to step number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:
* drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
* barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
* drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
* bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).

look closer...

My kind of superhero...

I.F.H Mondays

The video explains itself.

Addicted to Facebook

We've all wasted hundreds of hours on Facebook and Myspace. Of course Facebook is better, and this video proves.


A joke is a joke. A poke is a poke. A poke in the bum is never a joke though.

Don't spill the wine...

Math can be funny

Jesus is a creeper

The last time I followed a pregnant woman around telling her things I thought was sweet, I got a restraining order. Jesus does it and it's a divine experience.

I try to protect a toddler from a pervert clown at a birthday party by hiding them in my car and I get arrested, prosecuted, and a classified as a child predator. I should have been invited to that party anyways, Vicki is just a bitch. Jesus does it and he gets a sweet picture.



I hate my life.

This may turn some of you on...

...but remember, their faces are covered for a reason.

Engrish Ads...

What happens when other countries try and create ads for the English speaking visitors? Hilarity...