With today being my birthday, I came up with a list of things I want.
There is just no limit to the fun Harwell and I could have with this baby.
It's not always what you want, but who you want and this guy makes it rain.
So I don't really want this. I want one just like it, but bigger. Then during the grand revealing I want to melt down his buttery ass set a record for the largest corn cob party in history.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Things I want....
Friday, February 22, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Waitress
She may carry the tray, but she also carries his heart. Congrats to Shak for taking her home.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
Can you read this?
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs
forwrad it.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
The Best Valentine's Day Gift
Everyone expects something, but it's up to you to give her something that she'll always remember you by.
A Drunken tattoo.
There is an entire site of vagina tattoos... Check them out:
http://www.ronbingham.com/sexy-tattos-pg13.html
5 Lame V Day Gifts
A Bowling Ball. Unless she bowls.
A Diet Book. Unless it's going to save her life.
Butt pads... Seriously?
A picture of you. Just don't give that to them. Especially if you're this guy. Actually it should be illegal to even take picture of this guy.
Anything heart shaped. 
There is one exception to this last one... 
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Happy Valentines Day - Charlie Brown
If there is one thing this holiday is about, it's flaming amazons. Catch that shit on fire friends. Catch it on fire.
-Courtesy of NightWolf
Douchebags.....
Myles P Fraser (lakers23@gmail.com) is a douche bag. You can see why in the following two links:
http://www.petitiononline.com/XLIItrut/petition.html
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27384
http://www.petitiononline.com/XLIItrut/petition.html
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27384
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
Kenny Rogers at his Best
We all know and love Kenny Rogers, but here is a side many of you have never seen.
Top Ten Stupidest People
10. Man in South Africa is hospitalized for a gun wound to the face after he, and a friend practiced shooting beer cans off each others head.
9. Man is arrested at a airport hotel for passing two counterfeit $16 bills.
8. Chico, California city council members enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, with the penalty of $500 for setting it off.
7. In Iowa, a man robbing a service station threatened to call the police if they did not hand over the money. The attendant refused to hand over the money so the burglar called the police and was arrested.
6. A prisoner in Australia, broke out of jail and no one noticed, the next day he tried to break back in and got caught.
5. A man tired of walking stole a steamroller, police pursued him in a 5 mph chase. Finally, the officer boarded the steamroller and arrested him.
4. O.J. Simpson-enough said.
3. Gail Levine-she was the one with the syringe in the diet pepsi hoax.
2. In St. Louis, a bus with five passengers, was involved in an auto accident. By the time police arrived there were fourteen passengers complaining about neck injuries.
1. My boss. He makes Lumbergh look like a bad ass.
Saturday, February 9, 2008
I'd still hit it...
Not only is she a fucking nutjob... I know she would have my back in a brawl.
But I would still hit it...
But I would still hit it...
Friday, February 8, 2008
What the F...
An Indiana woman was arrested Wednesday on charges she gave her 11-year-old daughter alcohol and marijuana as a birthday gift, according to reports.
Davita Fuller, 26, of Anderson, Ind., has been charged with one felonious count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor after cops alleged the woman offered beer and pot to her daughter and three of her friends during a birthday party on Feb. 1, according to reports by FOX59.com and TheIndyChannel.com.
Fuller's daughter accepted the invitation, according to eyewitnesses.
"They saw her tip the alcohol beverage up and they saw her inhale what they described as a blunt," Det. Joel Sandefur of the Anderson Police Department told FOX59.com.
Fuller told police that she was smoking pot and drinking beer with her adult friends at the party, but denied giving them to her daughter, police said.
"This is something we're not going to tolerate," Sandefur said.
My first thought to this is ... Damn, some parents are so cool.
Don't look at my wang...
Edward Trevor Aldridge, 47, pleaded guilty in Christchurch District Court to assault and Judge Raoul Neave told him: "This sort of behaviour would be immature in teenagers or small children. This is exactly the sort of behaviour that makes people afraid to go to town."
Police prosecutor Sergeant Graham Butcher said the victim went gone to the Rock Pool bar with friends on December 16.
When he went to the toilet, he used a urinal next to Aldridge who accused him of looking at him and punched him twice in the face.
Defence counsel Liz Bulger told the court: "This incident arose from a breach of what I understand to be urinal etiquette.
"When (the victim) spoke to the defendant he was effectively smirking. The defendant was outraged."
She said Aldridge was a beneficiary who could not afford to pay anything to the victim for emotional harm.
Judge Neave sentenced him to 50 hours of community work, added to a 300-hour sentence he is already doing.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Have you seen this person?
Thai police are looking for this bank robber, if you recognize him please let local law enforcement know as soon as possible.
90s VS 00s: Magic Eyes
Remember when magic eyes meant staring blankly into a smearing of random shapes and trying to cross your eyes until your brain bled. Here's a little sample for you:
Well now magic eyes are apparently fake eyes attached to glasses for certain types of cancer patients, such as this:
New Millennium wins!
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Pac Man
One time Probinu dressed up as PacMan for Halloween. We all had a great time eating pellets and chasing ghosts. Here's a picture of him in his costume.
I don't know what else to say....
I rarely just post links to something, but this dudes blog in pictures is awesome.... Enjoy
CLICK HERE OR CLICK THE PICTURE
CLICK HERE OR CLICK THE PICTURE
Monday, February 4, 2008
Tired of being straight?
Here's something, Pittmaca has been pushing on everyone. He got his kidney beans and is always talking about how much happier he is now, but I don't think this is for everyone.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Super Bowl XLII Commercials: E Trade
It's amazing how quickly babies grow up these days. They used to be nothing but slobbery messes, then we taught one to dance. Now we push the envelope even father and teach them the finer points of playing the stock market online.
Friday, February 1, 2008
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