After losing out in the play offs, and his brother making it to the Super Bowl, Peyton Manning has begun one of the most grueling training routines ever created. Some feel that it's these types of training camps that turn our superstar athletes to barbarism on the the field and ruins their home life. I say that Bears + Football = Badass.
Hip Hop culture, it is a mystery to us all. What do rap lyrics really mean? Here I have charted out some of the best rap songs to give corporate America a view into the culture. Enjoy:
You hear a lot about Bulimia and Anorexia these days. Lets take a moment to celebrate the individuals that have the courage to go back for seconds. These are the eaters...
Super Bowl weekend is sneaking up on us. It's time to get into spirit and I can't think of a better way to kick it off.
Sorry, I have to follow up the last post with something to get that bad taste out of my mouth. Enjoy...
I used to be on the wrestling team. It was never this awesome though. What the fuck does he need a magnet for?
The origami snake is very simple to make. With some imagination, it can be used as a base for spiders, dragons, Loch Ness monsters, etc.
Start with a square of origami paper. Fold it in two, down the center, then tear along the crease.
You now have a rectangle. Start at one corner of the rectangle, and begin rolling the paper into a tube.
You will roll diagonally. Try to roll as tightly as possible.
Near the end of the roll, you will need to roll the other corner of the paper in towards the main roll. Make that roll tight also.
Then continue with the original roll, in the original direction.
The point of doing this is that the end of the roll will now stay put, without needing tape or glue.
Tighten the roll by holding one end in each hand, and twisting (gently!) in opposite directions.
Now take your origami tube, and gently shape it into a series of curves.
The resulting origami snake can sit up on flat surface and rear its head.
Here is a picture of mine, if yours does not look that cool then you are probably retarded.
A large U.S. spy satellite has lost power and propulsion and could hit the Earth in late February or March, government officials said Saturday ---> read story here
I have been planing for this type of thing for years. So for all you worriers out there I got this one covered. I now proudly unveil my newest creation. This is the rocket I have been building that is going to save mankind.
After I go up and kick this rouge satellites ass I may just chill up there for a while with my friends Brian and Shak drinking martinis and listening to Elton Johns "Rocket Man".
There is no need to thank me.
When one awesome movie...
just isn't enough....
This time shit gets seriously bitten.
So Shak is trying to get into shape. I think I am going to hire this guy to be his physical trainer.
Well gentleman, You know the bastard of a holiday Valentines day is right around the corner. So I thought I would let you know what I am getting my little valentine this year.
The Frog Purse:
I think we will enjoy it as we drink wine from last years gift.
The Squirrel Decanter:
She really loves animals.
Tragically an unidentified man was found dead in his New York City apartment, covered with prescription sleeping pills. Some fanatics claim that this person is the well known actor Heath Ledger. Of course that's silly, especially since we have a picture of the victim. This picture was taken just before the autopsy had begun. The body hadn't been changed in any way shape or form from when they found it.
