Top Ten Stupidest People

10. Man in South Africa is hospitalized for a gun wound to the face after he, and a friend practiced shooting beer cans off each others head.
9. Man is arrested at a airport hotel for passing two counterfeit $16 bills.
8. Chico, California city council members enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, with the penalty of $500 for setting it off.
7. In Iowa, a man robbing a service station threatened to call the police if they did not hand over the money. The attendant refused to hand over the money so the burglar called the police and was arrested.
6. A prisoner in Australia, broke out of jail and no one noticed, the next day he tried to break back in and got caught.
5. A man tired of walking stole a steamroller, police pursued him in a 5 mph chase. Finally, the officer boarded the steamroller and arrested him.
4. O.J. Simpson-enough said.
3. Gail Levine-she was the one with the syringe in the diet pepsi hoax.
2. In St. Louis, a bus with five passengers, was involved in an auto accident. By the time police arrived there were fourteen passengers complaining about neck injuries.
1. My boss. He makes Lumbergh look like a bad ass.