Pokemon Protein

First, of all anyone who even knows what the first word in the title of this entry is will probably have hurt feelings soon. Second, the entire Japanese science community are a bunch of slant eyed, bamboo sucking, rice dicks that have no right to name complicated proteins until their country can raise it's own army.

What am I pissed about?
Some scientists working a the Osaka Bioscience Institute's Department of Developmental Biology discovered a new protein used to track moving objects in our field of vision, without this protein it could take our brains three times as long to register the movement. So they needed to come up with something to name it after and since they're a bunch of hentai watching child molesters, they chose Pikachu. (The first person to comment about them choosing Pikachu will get their ass kicked.)

These guys are smart. Read their actual description of what the protein is and does Here.

Yet they name this discover PIKACHURIN. After this creature:






It's not even a real creature. Hell if it was you can bet your ass I would kill it on sight:



The name isn't as surprising as I thought though. Look at the scientists:






Yeah, I'd book mark that last scientist too...

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