Friday, July 11, 2008

Sad news...

It is no secret here at team sleeve of wizard that we are all making 6 figure salaries and our checks are huge:


However, after some unscrupulous behavior on company time we have had to put pittmaca on probation. He is currently flying to LA to undergo some re-training. This is unpaid leave.

We thought it was the right thing to do to publicly explain his actions and our policy's regarding this type of behavior.

1. On company time he went to a bar in the shady area of downtown.
- Our policy states:
At no time shall an employee during regular business hours be intoxicated or attempt to become intoxicated unless said employee
a) Is celebrating a Cincinnati Bengals or reds win
b) Found out he is in fact not the father
c) Is going on a "Beer Run" to restock the company fridge.

In branching out on his own pittmaca broke this rule.

2. On company time he received an adult dance from an intoxicated female.
- Our policy states:
At no time shall an employee engage in adult activity unless:
a) Employee is at his desk
b) Employee is giving an "interview"
c) Employee is doing research in his next post.

pittmaca's actions have affected his work, and have shamed the entire sleeveofwizard team.

Hopefully he comes back from LA with a little more respect for himself and his company.

Attached is the evidence of pittmaca caught in the act.



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1 comment:

Darren Hollywood said...

You get a check? I hate this job.

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