Your Mom

Your mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!

Your mama's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it

Your mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"

Your mama's so cheap, she's on the dollar menu.

Your mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Your mama's so ugly, American express left home without her.

Your mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.

Your mama's is so stupid when she went to Walgreen's she said "hey, these walls isn't green.

Your mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"

Your mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch

Your mama's is so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a Gay Boxer.

Your mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.

Your mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Your mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery

Your mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Your mama's is so fat she drives a spandex car

Your mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

Your mama's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!

Your mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!

Your mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.

Your mama's so ugly Yourur dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Your mama's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test

Your mama's so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the street she said she was moving.

Your mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.

Your mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and said sounds good

Your mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her

Your mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

Your mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales

Your' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!

Your mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek

Your mama's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

Your mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Your' mum's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair

Your mama's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!

Your' mama's so fat when she walked into the all-Youru-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.

Your' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

Your mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..."

Your mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please"

Your mama's so fat she sweats maYournnaise!

Your mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet.

Your mama's so big, her belly button has an echo.

Your mama's so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry

Your mama's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

Your mama's so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol.

Your mama's so fat, she held up her stockings with hula-hoops.

Your mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Your mama's so stupid, she climbed up a tree talking about branch management.

Your mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".

Your mama's so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi.

Your mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaur

Your mama's so fat, when she wears her "B.V.D."s they spell boulevard!

Your mama's so fat, she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin

Your mama's so fat, that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Your mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us

Your mama's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!

Your mama's so poor, she stands outside Kentucky fried chicken and licks other peoples fingers!!!!

Your mama's so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world.

Your mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book

Your mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up

Your mama's so stupid, she had Yourur brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics

Your mama's breath is so foul, she uses a lynx as a breath freshener

Your mama's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain

Your mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone

Your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Your mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party

Your mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters

Your mama's belt size is the titled the "Equator"

Your mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite

Your mama so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border

Your mama's so stupid, when she locked herself in the bathroom, she peed in her pants

Your mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks

Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

Your mama's so stupid she used a real mouse to use the computer.

Your mama's so old she can't tell her family from enemies.

Your mama's so stupid she drove all the way to New Mexico with the handbrake on.

Your mama's so stupid she combs the hair in her nose and not on her head.

Your mama's so stupid she bought a used ring that has never been worn.

Your mama's such a loser she acts like she heard Youru and just walks away.

Your mama's such a loser she rings her flat mate to ask 'can I make out with Youru?'

Your mama's such a loser she uses Microsoft Word to write a love letter.

Your mama's such a loser she sends jokes to this site about herself.

Your mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.

Your mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters.