In local news.....

41 year old Jeffrey Barrier was arrested the other day at Aloha Tanning in Cincinnati, Ohio for trying to take pictures of a 35 year old woman who was trying to avoid getting tan lines. When Jeff was confronted by the police, he assured them that he could not have done this because he did not have a cell phone or a camera on him. When Jeff was searched the police discovered that he was telling the truth.... the camera phone was not on him, it was in him. That's right, Jeff rocketed his phone into his ass to hide it from police. One can only guess what was running through his head other than thanking God that the days of the Zach Morris phones are over. I wonder if the phone was on vibrate.
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