Cincinnati Exchanging Nude Cell Phone Photos

A news site is reporting some disturbing information about people exchanging nude photos via cell phones
Some highlights of the artical include:

"One of the most dangerous tools your kids have now might be their cell phone."
Dangerous is cool. I'll cut you with my nude pics.

"someone kept sending me a picture of this guy's private parts and I didn't even know the guy," said high school student Emily Stanton. Montgomery Police Officer Paul Payne said he's seeing it first-hand."
Why is that officer looking at nude pictures of some poor man...

"It's no longer just peer pressure to have sex, there's peer pressure to have proof."
About time. That should stop all those liars in Jr High who said they slept with the cheerleaders when the only pink piece of meat they've ever seen was undercooked chicken.

"I got over 30 responses from resource officers around the Tri-State who are experiencing the same thing that I am, in epidemic proportions,"
This is the only time I've ever heard a flood of nude pictures described as a problem.


Enough about this article. Sleeve of Wizard is here to help fix this problem. We are going to rid the internet and phones of nude pictures. If you have them, send them to us. We'll lock them away and will not hand them out.
We might show them off in a weekly or monthly contest of sorts, but they will be protected. Kept secret and secure in our Nudez Safe

Send you're cell phone pics here and we'll make this official soon.