Salvia Divinorum
The only drug in Ohio that you can buy with a credit card (which we did) is Salvia Divinorum, also known as Purple Sticky. Our latest quest to find the best "new thing" brought Shakhak and J-Geazie to the Clifton smoke shop where we purchased this mild hallucinogen. After purchasing it with a fucking Visa card we took it back to Shakhak's apartment and gave it a whirl. I'll make this short and sweet. For some reason every towel in the world was too small and Shakhak's pad quickly turned into a space ship. The only bad thing was the effects only lasted from 30 seconds to a minute when we were ripped back into reality where towels are of adequate size and the apartment was not on it's way to the moon. Since this "drug" is completely legal, we suggest you strap on your moon boots and give it a try (if your into that type of thing). If little Bobby Jr. is reading this.... I highly suggest you pick some up at your local smoke shop.... just don't let your douchebag father catch you.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Rate this drug: Legend of the Purple Sticky
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Can you post the address for this place? Thanks!
dude, youre my hero!! lol
I live in wyoming evidently it's legal here still, but since I live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere, I don't know where to get my hands on it?
What a gigantic plant. I just discovered Salvia, something to augment my pot habit. I gotta say, it sure beats the hours I would have to commit (away from family and anyone else I don't want to freak out) doing any of my more youthful hallucinogens.
This is douchebag Dad writing...
I just bought it (with VISA card) to try from my local smokeshop.
I'll repost after my short trip.
You must respect Lady Salvia.
If you smoke just dried leaves, it's not too strong. However if you're good at using a torch lighter and a bong and really manage to vaporize the key oils which carry the drug, you can still have intense hallucinations, and even some euphoria and calm. It's a great drug in the sense of it keeping you healthy insteadd of slowly killing you. It's like pot that way.
However, I did not try the leaves on my first time. I didn't believe in the Lady. I was a SKEPTIC. I was a FOOL. I ordered some 20x concentrate, and even some 30x and one packet of 50x. What the hell, it's legal. It can't be anything REAL, anything POWERFUL. Nahhhh....
All I can say is that I did ONE HIT, skillfully taking it all into my lungs, and holding it for apx 30 seconds. I exhaled. I had time to say 'oh god.' The wall I was facing suddenly accellerated toward me and smashed into me. I had no body. The universe that I had just left was one of an infinite number of them going by in all directions, infinitely. Brighter, more vivid colors than even exist here. I had NO EGO. It was like I died. It was JUST like dying. Very scary. NO ego. I was not the me that I knew anymore. I had awakened to the real reality, in which my old entire life, was just a short dream. Time to wake up, Johnny. Wake up to the FACT that your whole life is gone, and it wasn't even real...
More happened in that state than I can tell in a million words. It was life-changing. It lasted about ten to twenty MINUTES. My wife was there, as a 'sitter' was recommended by the website. Yeah, right a sitter. Sure... I was a FOOL.
SO, respect her. I always will. Use the leaf. Beware the extract. Oh, btw, it was on;y the 20x!!! I have 50x I don't DARE TRY. Not EVER.
You must respect Lady Salvia.
If you smoke just dried leaves, it's not too strong. However if you're good at using a torch lighter and a bong and really manage to vaporize the key oils which carry the drug, you can still have intense hallucinations, and even some euphoria and calm. It's a great drug in the sense of it keeping you healthy insteadd of slowly killing you. It's like pot that way.
However, I did not try the leaves on my first time. I didn't believe in the Lady. I was a SKEPTIC. I was a FOOL. I ordered some 20x concentrate, and even some 30x and one packet of 50x. What the hell, it's legal. It can't be anything REAL, anything POWERFUL. Nahhhh....
All I can say is that I did ONE HIT, skillfully taking it all into my lungs, and holding it for apx 30 seconds. I exhaled. I had time to say 'oh god.' The wall I was facing suddenly accellerated toward me and smashed into me. I had no body. The universe that I had just left was one of an infinite number of them going by in all directions, infinitely. Brighter, more vivid colors than even exist here. I had NO EGO. It was like I died. It was JUST like dying. Very scary. NO ego. I was not the me that I knew anymore. I had awakened to the real reality, in which my old entire life, was just a short dream. Time to wake up, Johnny. Wake up to the FACT that your whole life is gone, and it wasn't even real...
More happened in that state than I can tell in a million words. It was life-changing. It lasted about ten to twenty MINUTES. My wife was there, as a 'sitter' was recommended by the website. Yeah, right a sitter. Sure... I was a FOOL.
SO, respect her. I always will. Use the leaf. Beware the extract. Oh, btw, it was on;y the 20x!!! I have 50x I don't DARE TRY. Not EVER.
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