Things now cheaper than gas:

To celebrate gas prices rising to an all time high of just over $4 this holiday weekend, Team Sleeve of Wizard has compiled a list of things that are cheaper and more worth while than a tank of gas.

1- beer

Why drive anywhere when you can walk to a store and get hammered for half the cost of filling up your tank?

2- crack whore

Just throw her on the handle bars of your 10 speed and give it to her behind the dumpster in some back alley, still much cheaper than a tank of gas.

3- cocaine

You won't even need to drive after you do a line of nose candy....you can just run to where you need to go.

4- car pool

If you still need a car to get where you have to go, you could always car pool with 2, 3, 4, or 27 other people. It'll save you some gas money but it might fuck up the suspension on your 1986 Cheverlet S-10.

5- internet porn

Turn off the lights, lower the shades, and drop your pants... why even leave your cave of a room when you can sit at the computer for hours on end and beat off to internet porn until every key on your keyboard sticks and your palms are completely covered in hair and you go blind.... still cheaper than gas.